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06.06.2007 ~ Eula

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The ongoing and escalating EULA related hassles between Microsoft and has driven me to do the following...

 I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said eula
E-u-la Eula Eu-Eu-la-la

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Eula ululul lala
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Eula ul-ul-ul Eula ul-ul-ul-ul Eula

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Eula
eu-eu-eu-eu-eu Eula
Eula eu-eu-eu-eu Eula la-la-la-la Eula

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Eula
la-la-la Eula
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Eula
ul-ul-ul-ul Eula

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But Eula smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is Eula
La-la-la-la Eula la-la-la-la eula
Eula la-la-la-la Eula la-la-la-la Eula

Credits: The Kinks, cronic sleep deprivation, that seventh cup of coffee, Jesus

Tags: 07, code, computers, disappointing, ffs, microsoft, song, what.